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BIG BEAUTIFUL DOUBLE D'S Jessica Simpson
is obsessed with her breasts. The sexy blonde - who recently split from husband
Nick Lachey after three years of marriage - says she thinks her ample curves are
absolutely wonderful. The 25-year-old 'Dukes of Hazzard' star insists she
wouldn't do a thing to change her perfect mammaries. She is quoted in Britain's
Heat magazine: "I have amazing boobs. They're just perfect." "With a pair of perfect double Ds, Jessica sets the standard for busty bombshells," In Touch Magazine “Mine are definitely real,” Jessica revealed, according to SkyNews. “At school my boobs were bigger than all my friends’ and I was afraid to show them. Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They’re like an accessory.” Jessica tells Rate the Music. “I had very big boobs at a young age and it kept me from a lot of things in the church. I couldn’t sing solos because supposedly the men lusted when I would get up there,” Jessica says. That left her racked with guilt: “I was a teenager in overalls, and I didn’t even really know what sexy was, but they were telling me I was too sexy to sing. I was made to feel guilty about my body. And now people are buying the boobs I have.” Even dad/manager Joe Simpson once voiced his appreciation for his daughter's assets: "She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she's sexy in both. She's got double Ds! You can't cover those suckers up!" A late, low sun is shining through the window, an amber-bock glow splashing across Simpson's tawny cheek, and she's talking about her favorite bra. She's saying that she is wearing it. "What is the damn name?" she asks the ceiling. She rustles around under her sweatshirt. "I can't ever... Watch me, I'm gonna take it off...." Simpson knows how to kick up her accent, knows when to let her Texas twang part the chintz curtains and bare its chicken-fried leg. If you mimic her a little, if you drop your g's and force some h's, she'll know what you're doing, and she'll call you for calling her on it. She starts removing the bra under her sweatshirt. "This is so something I would do.... Um." The bra is off and in her hands. "It's this. I Love this." Love is always in italics, capitalized. Bold-faced, underlined, drop-shadowed. She turns the bra over in her hands, and you know she is not thinking of the bra but of the boyfriend who likely unhooked it himself over the weekend. "This store is unbelievable. Kiki de Montparnasse. I'm definitely black lace. Red lace is cheesy but black lace, hmm...." This is Jessica Simpson. Just a normal girl, a twenty-seven-year-old preacher's daughter with a good-sized heart. |
